[sɐ.uˈdadɨ] - Portuguese

[ˈzeːnzʊxt] - German

thegestianpoet:

kingcheddarxvii:

cat-pic:

堕落の猫

he has fallen, but he is not hurt. it was his choice

i google-translated the writing and google said it means “Cat of corruption” and i am 100% sure that is wrong but i love it anyways

(via boyexemplified)

disgustinganimals:

becausebirds:

What could possibly be going on in there??

job interview?!

disgustinganimals:

slutsome:

x

christopher columbus didn’t invent the western hemisphere so that this could happen.

foul tongue beast.  

entirely illegal.  

go to jail.

astrorium:

better stock up

(via lesbiennedelalune)

grinderman2:

rebellious-hufflepuff-love:

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

How freaking talk are your cows? My cousins own a dairy farm and the cows are about chest height.

You sure talk a lot of shit for someone whose cousin has short cows

(via beyonslayed)

The Shining cuckoo clock by artist Chris Dimino. At the top of every hour, Jack Torrance breaks through the door and says “Here’s Johnny!”, followed by the piercing scream of his wife Wendy!

(via getabducted)

(via odlaws)

(via odlaws)